CHRISTMAS

That smell you have all over your clothes because your nieces can't stop hugging you? That's love baby! And that feeling that you got while you were driving in the middle of nowhere, in the dark, and at very high speeds, all the while spotting BATS flying overhead? That's TERROR! Losing to someone's (special) 11 year old sister at poker? That's humiliation. All of that makes a recipe for a great Christmas in '06.