Lessons in driving

BEEP! I'm just trying to merge left, so that I don't get stuck in the right turn only lane. Left rear, quick look back. Angry asian middle aged man looking piiiiiissed. I HAVE MY TURN SIGNAL ON! What's the deal? Honk back, bonus extra angry gesture. (Not that one though)

ZOOOM! past me. Okay... Let's engage.

Pull up next to the man. What's your problem? Did you SEE my turn signal?

You pull into, almost crash into my car!

You see me merging? Did I have my turn signal on? Yes, I DID!

You so close! I can't see turn signal. Why you not signal, wave your arm! Can't see, you're too close!

... I... You're... RIGHT!

A lesson in driving.